Nice car Kessel

So I head over to my buddies place to watch the 2011 NHL all-star draft. We sit down and turn on the tube and watch. The first few rounds of the draft go alright. Staal and Lidstrom pick their players, but then as more and more people get picked last, we see Phil Kessel (AKA, Cheese-Dick) sitting among the remaining 6 to be picked. Never have I laughed so hard. So awkward, such a little weasel of a man. Too funny. But since he was picked last they gave him new Honda CR-Z. Whoopdie doo, the guy probably owns a Ferrari.






Hahaha I love how Ovechkin snaps a picture.

9 Essential Bro Items

These are 9 essential items no bro should be without. Fuck all those Top 10 lists, the future is 9. Trust me.

This is in no particular order.

1. GQ Subscription

This is the ultimate man book. Call it the male version of Cosmo if you will. Fuck that Cosmo is gay. This mag not only teaches you everything you need to know to be the best you can be, but it also is filled with interesting articles designed specifically for bros.

2. Leather Wallet

 Its 2011 people. The old school is coming back. No more fancy white wallets from Nixon or wallets with flames and velcro and a nice handy little chain connecting to your corn hole. No. Back to the basic's. Pick yourself up a classy genuine leather wallet. Brown or black being the ideal color.

3. Hockey Skates

 Because its Canada, duh. Go out and grab a used pair of Graf's for 200 beans.

4. Xbox 360

 Even bro's need a little bit of down time right? So take a break from all the holes you've been smashing and brews you've been crushing and invest in an Xbox 360 and NHL 11 or the most recent NHL game.

5. Flask

 Essential. Especially when your running low on cash and your at the game. Luckily for you drunkenness is a inches away. Recommended to keep on the inside of your jacket pocket. ( www.eflasks.com )

6. Beer Pong Table or Beer Bong

 Either one of these magical inventions will suffice. Say you want to throw a party but are lacking in drinking games or any other form of entertainment, the answer: beer pong table. Or what if you arrive at a party but your not drunk enough so you want to down a few cold ones fast, the answer: beer bong. 

7. The Movember Mo Bro Guide

When Movember comes around you need to have your handbook ready. It contains grooming advice, style choices, rules and much more.

8. Fitted New Era Hat ( Or a cap of some sort)

Nothing works better to tame your flow or just mix up your style a bit then a baseball cap. I'd recommend a fitted new era baseball lid, but the right bro can bull off a trucker style, snap back, retro hat as well.

This hat below is gorgeous, I WILL have it.

9. Pea-coat

 When the weather gets cold (and it does here), step up your style and purchase a pea-coat. Not only does it look great but their fucking warm too.

Winter

Its -22 here in Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Lets make the best of it. These guys know how.

Story Update

11:25pm
Starting adding to the chronicles. Figured I'd start off with The Osoyoos Week. Going to be adding more. Hopefully have the full story on in a week or so.

Guy pisses on couch

3:40 PM. Hungover.
Went over to a bro's house last night. Decent night, got dusted, played some drinking games. Some random guys showed up once the shaker started getting a little bigger. Not cool, especially since one got so fucked up we came upstairs to him pissing on the couch and hardwood. We made the tool clean up his mess and tossed him in a cab. Fucking randoms.

I still laughed pretty hard at the time though.

INTRO BLOG

7:23 AM. Drunk. 

Cant sleep so I'm starting this blog. Thought it'd be a good idea to start documenting our stories, we got so many why not get them on the net for other bro's to read. Feel free to comment and/or like or dislike, I don't give a fuck.

This is The Chronicles of a Canadian Bro.