Wednesday, January 19, 2011

9 Essential Bro Items

These are 9 essential items no bro should be without. Fuck all those Top 10 lists, the future is 9. Trust me.
This is in no particular order.

1. GQ Subscription
This is the ultimate man book. Call it the male version of Cosmo if you will. Fuck that Cosmo is gay. This mag not only teaches you everything you need to know to be the best you can be, but it also is filled with interesting articles designed specifically for bros.

2. Leather Wallet
 Its 2011 people. The old school is coming back. No more fancy white wallets from Nixon or wallets with flames and velcro and a nice handy little chain connecting to your corn hole. No. Back to the basic's. Pick yourself up a classy genuine leather wallet. Brown or black being the ideal color.

3. Hockey Skates
 Because its Canada, duh. Go out and grab a used pair of Graf's for 200 beans.

4. Xbox 360
 Even bro's need a little bit of down time right? So take a break from all the holes you've been smashing and brews you've been crushing and invest in an Xbox 360 and NHL 11 or the most recent NHL game.
5. Flask
 Essential. Especially when your running low on cash and your at the game. Luckily for you drunkenness is a inches away. Recommended to keep on the inside of your jacket pocket. ( www.eflasks.com )

6. Beer Pong Table or Beer Bong
 Either one of these magical inventions will suffice. Say you want to throw a party but are lacking in drinking games or any other form of entertainment, the answer: beer pong table. Or what if you arrive at a party but your not drunk enough so you want to down a few cold ones fast, the answer: beer bong. 

7. The Movember Mo Bro Guide
When Movember comes around you need to have your handbook ready. It contains grooming advice, style choices, rules and much more.

8. Fitted New Era Hat ( Or a cap of some sort)
Nothing works better to tame your flow or just mix up your style a bit then a baseball cap. I'd recommend a fitted new era baseball lid, but the right bro can bull off a trucker style, snap back, retro hat as well.
This hat below is gorgeous, I WILL have it.

9. Pea-coat
 When the weather gets cold (and it does here), step up your style and purchase a pea-coat. Not only does it look great but their fucking warm too.

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